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why sheep are better then women
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Multiple reasons why sheep are better than a woman.
- you can feed a sheep to a crocodile when you're done and you won't get
thrown in prison for it.
- Warm on both sides.
- Sheep make wool.
- sheep don't ask"what have you done for me lately".
- sheep don't complain when you ask them to shave.
- you can be a sheep farmer. Aka Polygamy.
- You can sell a sheep when you're tired of it.
- With a sheep, you don't have to buy it dinner first. It could be your
dinner *after*.
- sheep make the same noise all the time.
- you don't have to hide your credit cards around sheep.
- sheep never make you take them out.
- sheep don't complain if you do other sheep.
- sheep don't run away.
- sheep are always on all flafours.
- no one's ever heard a sheep say "Men are scum".
- Sheep baaaah on command.
- Sheep don't expect orgasm.
- a sheep doesn't mind if you're done in two minutes.
- nor does a sheep mind if you go to sleep afterward.
- Sheep don't have a father with a shotgun.
- You can practice unsafe sex with sheep and not worry about pregnancy.
- you can kick a sheep in the head and won't mind you still calling it baby.